No no to Hoedown

How awesome would a wedding be with self serve buckets of ice cold imported beer

Then the unlimited great Bar-be-cue, aka catering from Woodranch. ooh, those garlic rolls

Dancing under the stars.  Not happening in LA's smog, so with the help of strung up lights

And the most wonderful night munchie, an In'n'out truck rolls in!! Or maybe King Taco to make it more "us"

.. And then I imagined my parents horror and grandparents confusion. Sigh.., outdoor rustic barn theme is just Not gonna happen